98.237% of the time I delete everything in the junk folder without a thought. But every once in a while something jumps out that makes me laugh. Today was an email from Tammy Naked. See, Tammy is looking for a Boytoy and I just might be that guy. She gives a little more info in her inquiry:
Hi! Im kinda new to this, but i really want to meet different guys who know
how to really fffck me the right way!!Age: 22 Hair: Blonde Eyes: Blue {web link deleted}
Hugs Tammy
Hugs! Isn't she sweet!
I give Tammy a lot of credit. The name says it all. Tammy Naked. It makes you look at the email. It is Tammy. And she is naked! I would have to suppose that Tammy is just about naked all the time. That sounds like a guy's dream.
But I could never reply or click through the link that was provided. Why? Tammy either has a stuttering problem or a terrible lisp. Meet guys who want to fffck you the right way? I think Tammy Naked would annoy the crap out of my with that stutter or lisp. I don't care if she has tits til Tuesday cuz she might talk dirty to me with that stutter or lisp and I would lose it. I am sure Tammy Naked would tell you exactly what she wants but it would take her ten minutes to just spit it out.
Sorry Tammy Naked. I give you credit for trying but until you take care of that speech impediment, I just can't be your boytoy.
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