One thing I had avoided over the last two weeks was baseball. Mainly going to a game at Miller Park. I cannot watch a game without drinking a couple of beers. Can't be done. So I stayed away from the stadium waiting until I could sit back and watch while drinking a cold brew.
Friday the day came and I headed up to Big Momma's for the Brewers/Mets game. Not a live game but watching it on TV with a beer would do. It was good until the game was delayed because of rain. Damnit! Well, my beer drinking was going to suffer from a rain delay. Later I would head over to C's to catch the game when it started back up.
But not until I realized I could hand out a little advice.
Today's advice is simple. Many of you probably practice this.
Question: It is a warm day outside. The bar is warm. A lovely wench is tending bar. Where do you sit?
Answer: By the ice chest. You get the stool that will be opposite of the ice chest (usually found right under the bar in front of you). This works well for getting a nice free view of the lovely wench's jubblees and also puts her in place for conversation. Of course, if a guy is tending bar, you need to go to a different bar.
So after drinking some beer and watching some baseball, I came home and avoided drunken poker. I watched Doctor Who before crashing. This morning I turned the TV on to see a message that read "Your service has been disconnected. Please call you cable provider at 1.800-833.7976. After cussing the cable provider who charges way too much as it is, I went online to check my account to make sure I didn't ignore a payment. I was good. I picked up the phone and called. A message on the other end started "Thank you for calling. I know you boys will not be disappointed. In a second, you will have a tough choice to make. You can talk to hot and horny women locally or have a pro-". Oops. Wrong number. I had dialed 1.800.833.7676 in error.
That may be useful for later though.
Thanks everyone for the welcoming me back. It feels good. Go have a drink on me. Except you frederick. I don't know why you are getting me back, but can't wait to see you again.