Maybe Monica didn't do the job?

I see that Clinton is in the hospital to have bypass surgery. I guess Monica didn't blow hard enough to keep those arteries clear.

I guess the Wisconsin State Fair is just plain boring. At the New York State Fair, they created the world's biggest bagle. In Nevada, they created the world's biggest burrito. What did Wisconsin have? Nothing. These states could have said something. We could have had the world's largest tub of cream cheese or supplied some cheddar for the burrito.