It has happened to all of us at one time or another. We have said something that we didn't mean. As soon as the last word leaves your mouth, you regret it.
You hope it wasn't heard by the other party. You hope they will misunderstand it in a good way. You hope it it doesn't hurt their feelings.
Then you pray that others didn't hear what you have said or that what has been said get spread around.
Yep. This happened to me last night. I said something I never should have said to my friend Jodi. I don't believe I said it myself. I thought it over in my mind after the comment was made. Could I have just announced those words?
No, I couldn't of.
But I did. Jodi leaned into me to grab her beer off the table. Before I knew it, I said to her:
"Get those boobs off of me!"
I am still shocked that I said that. I don't believe those words could come out of my mouth. I wasn't drunk either.
That entire concept scare me. I have friends that can vouch for me. I am more likely to be telling them "More boobs, please!" I am a connoisseur of boobs. I appreciate a good set just like any warm blooded male does. I am usually the one looking to get the boob rub.
I still regret those words. They are not true. I feel now that I have gotten that off of my chest.
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What I can't believe, beyond saying those words is, Jodi is well endowed and had the high beams going like all night long! You were not only putting the kibosh on the rub, but the chance of a nipple poke.
....and i wasn't even cold
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