Dream interpretation

I am going to the Brewers game tonight via a friend's workplace outing. They popped for some good seats too (lower box). 3 hours prior to the game, the tailgating will begin. No limit on the numbers of beers I, I mean, anyone can have. Actually, I guess it is I. My friend sent me a copy of the email that went out and he pointed out one paragraph in particular that stated "If you notice that a fellow employee is impaired, please encourage them to stop drinking and make absolute sure that they have a safe means of transportation home." Nice. Being the guest, I can get as sloppy drunk as I care to. I have a free pass. Considering how hot it will be, I just may have to use it.

I had quite a bizarre dream on Sunday night. I dare someone to intrpret what the hell this all means. Sorry if it seems very fragmented as I tried to type it up with just the details but changed it as I went along. Other bits of info to consider: I wasn't quite sober, but not drunk as I had a couple of Lites in me as well as a Sprecher Dopplebock (dessert). I had eaten a brat with kraut, an Italian with onions, baked beans, pasta salad and some potato salad. I had watched UFC Unleashed, Most Haunted and the Family Guy before going to bed.

So here it is. You can do your own Wayne's World hand thing to go into dream sequence if you care to but don't forget to make your vision all squiggly before reading.

Someone was after me. I was in a school bus in a field with 2 pro wrestlers, a very young Hulk Hogan and Jeff Hardy. The person, who was another pro wrestler, Matt Hardy, was outside the bus trying to get in. We were looking out the windows trying to find him. Because this was freaking me out, I went and locked the front door and decided to drive away. For some reason, I was now the only person on the bus.

I pull out onto the freeway weaving through traffic. I am going over 70. I hear over the radio that the guy is catching up to me, running up to the bus. Next thing I know, I am hanging from the side of the bus, trying to not let him catch me and he reaches up to grab my foot. I crawl on the roof of the bus. Then the view goes to the back of the bus where this guy jumps onto the ad and disappears into it with smoke and fire.

Next thing I know I see him in a neighborhood doing some kind of chant. A beast made out of fire appears out of nowhere. For some reason, the beast is wearing a big trenchcoat. He gives it instructions and it goes down a hill. I start to follow the beast to see what it might do. It walks down a hill, with all kinds of shrubbery on it, towards some people. I walk halfway down the hill and hide behind some small trees. I watch the trenchcoatted beast walk up to some people, open his arms and create a huge burst of fire. But nothing starts on fire. It looks around disappointed and starts to go up the hill with someone. They begin to approach me, but I hide. I then decide to leave. As I climb back up the hill, I somehow have to walk over people that are sitting in a row of chairs. It seems like an auditorium, or stadium. I have to climb over people, hanging off the wall as to not disturb them. I get out and walk into the hall. As I do, a big fire starts inside the area I just left. It now looks like a high school hallway. A bunch of cheerleaders come flying out and everyone starts running out the door. I wait to see if my friends are ok. I see them and we leave the school.

Now we are walking out in a valley, along side a stream. As we go, a lightening bolt strikes a rock, revealing an ad for a King Kong movie. We turn to walk away and notice on top of the valley walls is Gamara, the flying turtle. He is speaking about how this time King Kong will do what is right. Next to him is a big gorilla head nodding.

We continue to walk away from this scene. As we do, there are a bunch of apes on top of the hill. They are talking as well. They are dressed just like in the Planet of the Apes. They mention how they are able to communicate with the other animals and this time, it will be different. As we try to sneak by, the call out to some wolves who appear in the distance behind us on both sides of the stream. Then, one of the apes notices us and they come after us. The wolves start running as well. We start running and cross the stream thinking that may lose them. But the wolves were on the other side as well. We keep running hoping we can lose them.

Then someone shouts for me to stop running. It is ok, we lost them. Suddenly I am in a neighborhood, in front of someone’s house. My friend E and someone else is there and we are all huffing and puffing. E starts to walk up the driveway. I follow him and he walks right into the house. Inside is the father from Everyone Loves Raymond. He is sitting at the kitchen table and calls E over. He shows him a letter. It is a response to some kind of invitation. He is bragging that he got a response from Get Fuzzy (a comic strip) and Baron Von Raschke. I notice that the return address from the Baron is Zurich Switzerland.

That is where the dream ended. Pretty damn strange, huh? Surprisingly, at no point was I running around in my underwear.

Now go ahead and leave comments with your interpretatin of this dream. As always the winner will get a beer but you do need to claim it.