Friday, November 18, 2005

If you tested my blood....

you probably would register me at .05. Isn't .08 now the legal limit in Wisconsin?

It was one of those mornings. I woke up too soon. Rubbed one out. Got up to get ready for work and fell back on the bed. By no means am I sober right now. Suffice to say (wow, I must be somewhat looped to write that), I had a fuggin great time last night. I walked into the living room to find my shoes and saw two boxes laying on my floor. I laughed out loud as I do recall bringing them into the house. I have no idea why I didn't open them. Turns out one was my PokerStars fleece. Nice! The other was a tin of cookies I got for free from some hotel.

About last night...I saw people I hadn't seen in a long time. We talked, drank, and drank some more. I even made some money when a former co-worker insisted we play heads up poker. $40 bones later he was done. I like getting paid to drink.

My diversity training went pretty good yesterday. Not what I had really expected. I am happy that I went. Good takeaways. I am all about enjoying the company of other people. Now I just won't smack them when they say something I disagree with. Instead I will nod a couple of times.

Then smack them.

My plan of getting work done yesterday so I can do pretty much nothing today is not working out. I have to go talk with my secretary soon for an email she sent yesterday. I need to find me a hot little number to work for me. That way I could stare at her rack and enjoy these talks.

Why aren't we in Vegas yet?

Only 7 and a half hours before I can crash. Or go to happy hour. We will see what happens. What the hell do I know? I think I am technically still drunk. I must be because I wore a sweater to work today.

Screw any typos in this post. I am too lazy to hit the spell checker. It sucks anyways. Feel free to post any and all pictures of boobs here.

4 comments:

Erik said...

Sounds like you are having an amusing day. I need an evening like yours in the near future. I just have to make sure that my job won't make me drive 4 or 5 hours the next day. Kinda like what I'm doing today.

Reading and talking with y'all makes me want to book that flight to Vegas more and more every day....

StB said...

What is stopping you Erik?

I believe Midwest may have a cheap flight for that time too.

Hey Jo said...

I have a good boob picture for you but can't figure out how to attach to a comment. I will email it to you later.

Erik said...

Other than the holidays, I'm scheduled straight into the third week of the new year. If I decided to tell the boss where to stick the job, I'll be booking the flight. Otherwise, I'll be flying or driving to less glamorous places, unfortunately...