Boss week is done. I tried to get them to go off for drinks after work but some of them were still in meetings and my boss didn't want to leave them behind.
So I went straight to the bar and started drinking Makers Mark. Had a couple before easing into beer for the night. Makers after a hard days work is the perfect relaxant. Well, beside sex that is, but I wasn't getting any of that so the whisky had to do.
I spent most the day in a meeting downtown. The boss and I were
visiting some clients at their office by the lake. They have a magnificent view of Lake Michigan, perched right above the Milwaukee Art Museum. And I thought I had a nice view where I sit at work.
My boss was wearing this pink fuzzy sweater that was shedding all over the place. There was fuzz flying all over the place. It was a bit distracting for me and was somewhat annoying. But not as annoying at the L on the side of her left breast. At first I thought maybe that is what it meant. Left. But I didn't see an R on the other one so that was wrong. Yeah, she hadn't taken the size sticker off the sweater. But now I was in a conundrum. Do I tell her and if so, how?
If I come out and say something, it sounds like I am looking at her tits. If I don't, she risks embarrassment in front of clients. As she talked and the fuzz kept floating around, I came to a decision. I was going to keep it to myself. My boss is cool and I could have joked about it but decided to say nothing. So she walked around with a L on her boob.
After reading this, the story was much better when I told it to Gambino yesterday. Or maybe it was the drinks.
A booze muffin would kick ass right about now. Instead, since everyone had fun with breakfast and lunch, we can decide what we are drinking tonight. I haven't decided whether to play poker or watch the Badger hockey game. Right now, hockey is winning. If so, it will be a night of Miller Lite. I may sneak in a nice dopplebock first or something a bit heartier to kick off the weekend. One can drink Lite for distance, but a nice Friday beer sounds in order.
What will you be drinking?