It felt like an ass-kicking day at work yesterday that I needed to really get out and unwind. I didn't feel like going out to the bar so I grabbed my bike instead and went for a ride. There I got an ass kicking wind blowing in my face. Thanks. At least I did get to scare the crap out of someone. It was a good thing to. This idiot couple were walking their dog and were all over the bike path. Recognizing these people could be a problem, I yelled ahead "Passing on the right" when I was 10 feet behind him. I heard an audible "shit" as the lady jumped to the side and the guy did a little dance before moving to-of course- the right. If I had waited it could have been ugly. Instead I got a good chuckle out of it.
Heard a weird story on the radio this morning. Guess the TV show this was on. Story about a guy who impregnated his wife while she was sleeping. Apparently the guy would screw his wife while she slept. She is such a deep sleeper that she would never wake up while the guy was doing her. Makes you wonder if the guy was that bad or that small. So he knocks her up and they go on TV to talk about it. What stellar show did this story appear on?