Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast

"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea,
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath,
because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number,
its number is Six hundred and sixty six."
I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind
What did I see can I believe
that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy
Just what I saw in my old dreams
were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me
'Cos in my dream it's always there
the evil face that twists my mind and brings me to despair
The night was black was no use holding back
'Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
Was this all for real or some kind of hell
666 the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released
Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
The ritual has begun
Satan's work is done
666 the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight
This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
They seem to mesmerise me ... can't avoid their eyes
666 the number of the beast
666 the one for you and me
I'm coming back
I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire
I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it's course
-Iron Maiden
Lots of nonsense about the date today. My assistant commented about it yesterday. Big whoop. I better not receive emails from idiots pointing this out. It is just another day people. And a kick ass song. I say you go and play Maiden all day if you want to honor the date. Some even say the number of the beast is not 666 at all, but 616. I wonder where that area code is and if the people there realize it.

It felt like an ass-kicking day at work yesterday that I needed to really get out and unwind. I didn't feel like going out to the bar so I grabbed my bike instead and went for a ride. There I got an ass kicking wind blowing in my face. Thanks. At least I did get to scare the crap out of someone. It was a good thing to. This idiot couple were walking their dog and were all over the bike path. Recognizing these people could be a problem, I yelled ahead "Passing on the right" when I was 10 feet behind him. I heard an audible "shit" as the lady jumped to the side and the guy did a little dance before moving to-of course- the right. If I had waited it could have been ugly. Instead I got a good chuckle out of it.

Heard a weird story on the radio this morning. Guess the TV show this was on. Story about a guy who impregnated his wife while she was sleeping. Apparently the guy would screw his wife while she slept. She is such a deep sleeper that she would never wake up while the guy was doing her. Makes you wonder if the guy was that bad or that small. So he knocks her up and they go on TV to talk about it. What stellar show did this story appear on?

One month until Vegas. Let the countdown begin!

8 comments:

chuckieeverdapper said...

Was it the View?

StB said...

No. Good guess. Pretty damn funny.

J. Gambino said...

hmmm...

Could it be Springer?

my other guess is Dr. Phil

THG said...

Some of us know where the 616 is...

But we're in denial.

AWE said...

I would have guessed Springer.

My buddy was wanting to write 666 backwards on his head today just to scare the people he works with.

StB said...

As much as it sounds like Springer episode, it is not.

If it was a Springer episode, the baby would end up being his midget brothers'.

djw said...

A 'judge' show? Maybe Extreme Akim or Moral Court.

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