I see a lot of people are excited about this World Cup thing going on. I am not into soccer. Not my thing. Nothing wrong with you enjoying it. In fact, I hope you do. I would even spend some time at a bar hoisting a couple with you just because that is the kind of guy I am. One who is their for a friend.
So beside making random comments about scoring bowling on blogs when they mentioned the World Cup, I offer you this:
My ode to soccer.
After all, it ain't soccer if there ain't a streaker.