Amazing

From the Appleton Post-Crescent:
Two men arrested for driving same vehicle while intoxicated

ABBOTSFORD — Two Dorchester men were arrested for operating the same
vehicle while intoxicated in the Abbotsford area.

Harvey J. Miller, 43, who has no legs, was steering the
1985 Chevrolet truck from the driver's seat while Edwin H. Marzinske, 55,
operated the brake and gas pedals, according to the Colby/Abbotsford Police
report. They were headed northbound on Hiline Avenue in Abbotsford when police
pulled them over at 2:40 a.m. Aug. 18.

Miller admitted he was too drunk to drive but argued he wasn't operating
the vehicle because he couldn't push the pedals. Miller was issued a citation
for a third drunk driving offense, while Marzinske was cited for a second. Both
men were also cited for operating after revocation.

A third drunk man in the vehicle walked himself home after the incident.

Wow! A guy with no legs arguing he was driving the car as well as a third drunk who walked himself home. I wonder if they work as clowns...