If I didn't have two important meetings on Monday, I would have rolled over in bed and slept the day away. Instead I got up and made it to work, albeit 2 hours later than normal. My plan was to get hopped up on sugar and caffeine and get through the day.
Thankfully, it worked. Sure I felt like Hell warmed over but once I got going it wasn't that bad. I would make it through the day and once I was done, the couch was all mine.
But there was something else I needed to do. I had to make sure I hadn't done too many stupid things the night before. Thus, I did my detective work when I got home.
No food that had been cooking in over, microwave, or stovetop? Check.
No full bottles of beer or drinks on coffee table, kitchen counter, bathroom sink, or bedside? Check
Still have both shoes? Check (though one was in the living room and the other in the kitchen)
Check phone for any stupid calls made? Check (hmm why did I call some of these people?)
Check phone for any drunken booty calls made? Check (whew! That can be trouble!)
Check phone for calls made when I was soberer that day? Check
Check phone for any pizza ordered? Check
Contacts in contact case? Check
Glasses not stepped on? Check
Cat still in house? Check
Once I was satisfied I hadn't done anything totally stupid, I layed down on the couch to relax. If I fell asleep so be it. If not, I figured I would check out the new HBO show Tell Me You Love Me. Word is it is on the soft core porn side of things. Word is right. Not sure if I am going to like the show or not. There are 3 couples that each have their issues (one wants a baby, the other is getting married but he doesn't want to stay monogamous, and the third just isn't having sex). None of these couples have been linked together in any manner. Just 3 separate stories going on. So far, I don't think I am going to like it. Especially after watching the granny give the hummer at the end. Could have done without that! Thank God for fast forward on the DVR.
At least It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is back. Funniest show on TV. It also explains why the Eagles lost to the Redskins last night. Players trying out wearing capes! Bwahahahaha!