What other sexual devices do they have commercials for?

I was watching a show I had recorded on the Travel Channel yesterday, buzzing through the commercials when something caught my eye. It was the Trojan emblem. You know, as in Trojan condoms. But this commercial was different as it showed two young women talking with some old lady secretly listening into the conversation. I backed up to watch the commercial figuring there would be a rubber ad mentioning how it is "ribbed for her pleasure" and how the one whore just loves it rough. But I was mistaken. Wow, was I mistaken.

The commercial ended up being for a product called The Vibrating Touch. That apparently is some little vibrating rubber thing you put on your finger that allows a lady to, well...go to town and please herself. Hey, who am I to get in the way of that?

But it gets better. The commercial ends with the nosy old bitch in the back announcing she had one and they can easily get one online! How convenient! We are also told it comes in this awesome pouch too! You get not just a pouch, but an awesome pouch!

If you go to the website, you will see it not just makes the perfect gift. It makes a purrrrfect gift. And it has the As Seen On TV logo too. Not convinced you should be getting this for Mom for Christmas yet? Check the testimonials. The women with the flexible fingers may change your mind.

In fact, I think every lady should be buying one. Except there is one small problem. This disclosure shows up towards the bottom:

* Vibrating Touch™ is not for sale in AL, CO, GA, KS, LA, MS, TX or VA.

Really? They will not ship this to Alabama? Or Texas? No Rock Chalk Jayhawk during the big game in Kansas? Exactly why is this product outlawed in these states?!?!?!? I want to know.