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Another year gone by and I am still alive. Sweet! I would like to honor a few people who have made it another fun year.

Thanks to all of my friends for being there and supporting my liver.
Thanks to the makers of beer and liquor for making such delicious liquids to pour into my body and make me feel all kinds of good.
Thanks to cows for supplying their flesh to be consumed.
Same to the pigs too. You all are tasty.
Thanks to the people at Ford Motor Company. I have had this Mustang for over 12 years and still enjoy driving it.
Thanks to the person who created the Butterfingers candy bar. My belly is happy because of it.
Thanks to the people I work with that pay me and trust me to get the job done. Well, most of them. To those that are a pain in my ass, wank off!
Thanks to the Dallas Cowboys, Milwaukee Brewers, and Detroit Red Wings for making my sports viewing some of the best, and some of the most aggravating. I shall forever remain a fan.
Thanks to the bands whose music I love. Night Ranger, Motley Crue, Anthrax, Metallica, Helloween just to name a few. I would go on but I don’t have that much time.
Thanks to the people that made the leather couch and chair I bought earlier this year. Nice and comfortable to sit and fall asleep in.
And finally thanks to my family for always being there.