Grab a cold one! It's a holiday!

What do you mean it's not a holiday? If I check my calendary it says it is. You just dont' have a cool calendar like I do. Where did you get your calendar, the Hallmark store? Well I say Fuck Hallmark! They don't recognize Steak & Blowjob Day either so that should call major questions about their credibility.

Today is International Beer Day.

Every August 5th we take a break from our everyday lives and take part in this
beertastic elevation of the human spirit, through the drinking and appreciation
of beer. On this day we celebrate the men, women, and organizations that being
us the beers we love.

See, there are banners so it has to be a legitimate holiday. So go hoist a beer and celebrate with friends!