Thursday, September 09, 2004

No, I am not excited to see you, its the pants!!!

I am wearing some "boner pants" today. It is one of the funniest things that ever came out of Larry David's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" show on HBO. With some men's pants, while sitting (and even while drinking...), the fabric on the front of the pants folds up and it looks like you are sitting there with a major hard-on. Why do the pants end up like that? I mean, it could be bad, or embarrassing. What happens if you are reading something on say, CNNSI, and there is also a picture of them promoting their swimsuit issue. You could be reading about football but there could be a chick in a bikini on the screen. And up walks your boss from behind. He sees only the woman with little on. You turn and the boner pants are showing! Great, now your boss thinks you are getting off at work looking at women in swimsuits! Or if the ugly chick is talking to you for a bit and she glances down and think Mr. Happy is trying to waive to her. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Something needs to be done to stop these potential mishaps in the workplace.

I am shocked to see that a Phil Garner managed team is making a run for the playoffs. Since Scrap Iron took over, the Astros have done amazing well and are now on top of the Wild Card race. Amazing! Best yet, the Cubbies are floundering and have a tough stretch ahead. 26 games in 24 days with no time off. I love it!

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