Tuesday, November 02, 2004

What, we vote at a school?

When I vote later today, I will walk up the street two block to Fernwood School. I will go down the stairs into the old dilapidated gymnasium to play connect the dots. That seems pretty damn boring when you consider the alternatives in other cities. For example, you should see the list of polling places in Philly. Among them are a bowling alley, a homeowner's garage, hair salons (yes, that is plural), a Krispy Kreme, bars, restaurants, a plumbing store, and funeral homes (yes, plural again).

Yes, I want to walk into PJs and cast my vote. Then again, if everyone did that, Captain Morgan would be our next President. That or a chocolate eclair would be our governor.

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