It's about 1:30. The snow is still coming down. I go through my list of provisions and decide I need beer. The more I think about it, the more I really want a beer. Salvation is only one block away.
So I head out. As I do, the wind picks up and it looks like a blizzard. Snow is all over the place. But I trudge on.
Through wind, nor sleet, nor snow, nothing will stop my from getting to Bert's Liquor!
I walk in the door. The warmth in the air. The booze in front of me. Like a kid in a candy store. I check out one cooler. Nothing hits me. Over to the next. Thinking, thinking. Then I see it. The winner. Since I have little food in the house, drinking this would be kinda like having a meal too. No, James it isn't some Scottish oatmeal syrup drink that you guzzled in college.
Salvatore Double Bock by Paulaner.
Who wants one?