Milwaukee is expected to get upwards of 7 inches of snow tonight. Being right by the lake, I can probably tack on an extra 2 from the damn lake effect. So, being the survivalist I am, I took inventory for the weekend just in case.
Maker's Mark- couple drinks left in bottle. Dire.
Seven Crown Whisky- couple drinks left in bottle. No 7 Up. Dire
Captain Morgan- half a bottle. No coke. Ok.
Parrot's Bay rum- two little bottles. Hey how did this get in here?
Crap vodka- liter, plenty of tomato juice and Bloody Mary fixins. Set, but I have no clue how old the tomato juice is.
Cabo Wabo tequila- couple shots left. Good for a pinch.
Sauza tequila- full liter. In case of emergey, break seal.
Beer- None. But Bert's liquor store is one block away. No need to worry.
Food- doesn't matter. Pizza Hut will deliver and they are 7 blocks away
Cable modem- functioning properly.
Hmm... I seem to be set for the weekend in case I can't go anywhere.
Which kind of sucks because Anonymous said:
I know nothing about clothes, but I know where you can get an excellent cold one. It is a micro brewery in Cedarburg called Cedar Creek Brewery ask for Steve (owner).
Damn! This piqued my interest for two reasons. First, I am always looking to try a good beer. Cedarburg isn't far at all and could make for a nice road trip. Second, is anonymous Steve the owner?
But the bad part here is that if I do a search for the Cedar Creek Brewery, it gives me a brewery that is located in New Jersey. Now THAT is a road trip. However, I do find a Silver Creek Brewery located in Cedarburg. Please Steve, er Anonymous, stop on by and let me know if the Silver Creek is the brewery you intended.
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You forgot the most important ingredient in the event that you are snowbound...
Stockpile of PORN!
Hows your supply of the Mad Dog?
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