Friday, April 01, 2005

Does Hallmark have a card for this?

Got this email today. I need to participate since I already missed Steak and Blow Job Day. So I will try and get the word out.

Slap Your Co-Worker Day!!

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your
last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work
for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their
mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a
room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially
There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns
slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with
a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your
"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$
always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap
the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day

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