They say you can either be bullied all your life or you can do something about it. The best plan is to simply punch the bully in the mouth.
Drew Bledsoe goes back to pass. He has Terry Glenn in the left corner. Touchdown Cowboys! The Dallas Cowboys score on their first possession going 51 yards in just under 2 minutes.
And when that bully is stunned, you punch in the mouth again, so they understand you mean business.
It's first and ten from the Eagles 38, Bledsoe drops back, he has Glenn streaking to the end zone...Touchdown Cowboys!
At this point, the bully backs down and runs away. Kinda like the Eagles yesterday. They got their only touchdown on a fluke, when the game didn't matter anymore. The were pushed around the field like a whimpering dog. It was a blowout.
Let's look at the stats: Eagles total yards: 129. Cowboys: 456. Time of possession Eagles: 19:17. Cowboys: 40:43.
McNabb: 13/26. 131 yards. Bledsoe: 24/35, 289 yards, 3 TDs.
Turd Owens: 5 catches, 50 yards. Terry Glenn: 7 catches, 118 yards, 2 TDs
I am spared the embarrassment and uncleanliness of wearing a Beagles jersey. And I got some hot oral action coming! Oh wait, I didn't get that part of the bet confirmed.
So all is well here in Wisconsin as it is across this great land of ours. Hey, even the Packers won!
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This is officially the LAST bet I am ever going to make on a sporting event.
Congratulations...fucker.
Come back from the Dark Side, Blonde.
Good. I don't want to hear any nonsense when the Monday night game comes around. No more betting until I see you prancing around with a Aikman jersey holding back those puppies.
Wow, talk about working a girl over. I hope that this will end the public gloating until the Cowboy jersey goes on. Otherwise, I'm going to have to declare my neutrality and move to Switzerland. I will be availible for peace talks if necessary. *laughs*
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