Monday, December 19, 2005

My nads are frozen

I had to do jumping jacks when I woke up just so my balls would crawl out from the warmth of my belly. They crawled up deep to stay warm.

It was 50 degrees in my house when I woke up. That isn't too bad when you are expecting it. Stick very fuckin' cold but not a shock this time. My furnace is putting out heat about once an hour and then for about 10 minutes. When it tries again, the blower just doesn't kick in.

I actually wore clothes to bed last night. Can't remember the last time I did that. I slept well though. Was very warm. Except for my face. I used a pillow to keep my face warm and it worked out well. Though I could have thought of something else that I would have rather had on my face to keep it warm.

Speaking of which, my cat is rather pissed off as well. He isn't liking this either. I feel sorry for him. He kept following the sun yesterday in an effort to stay warm.

Man, did my weekend suck.

1 comment:

djw said...

As an ex-English teacher I should know how to spell the word, but Excellent segue (pronounced 'seg-way') at the end. Really made me laugh.