Friday, December 23, 2005

New item on the list

In the interest of serving the public, I am developing an informational list that will help all. It is a work in progress so bear with me.

Things not to do when drunk.
  1. Lace shoes
  2. Make pizza
  3. Think M&Ms are a meal

It is an open list so feel free to contribute ideas. Also, it is not a hierarchy. Lacing your shoes is not the worst thing you can do. It is one of those things where I, er, I mean someone I know, is looking down at their shoe right now and wondering how I, er they, skipped some eyelets and still managed to tie the damn shoe last night.

Yeah, it was a good drunk. Started right after work and went on into the night. I handed out Christmas cards to the good bartenders with a little something extra for them. People, remember to tip your bartenders!!! Even played some drunken poker afterwards. When that alarm went off this morning, I stretched and hit thinking "Awesome! It is finally the weekend! No wait.....SHIT!" I then threw the clock across the room and tried to sleep but the cat would have none of that. He wanted food and he wanted it now.

So eventually I get out of bed, get in the shower and drive to work. I have some work to do but not much. I will sit around in a near comatose state, looking for things to do and read. I will move around to scarf up cookies and stuff and try to make it through the day.

Exciting, huh? Until the next time, deck the halls with your Christmas balls.


Aleta said...

To add to your list: Do not stop at the Taco Bell drive-thru on your way home from a drunk..That night you're all proud about how much food you can get for $10.00/the next day when you see all the wrappers you'll want to purge

J. Gambino said...

Another addition to your list. Do not let your husband drunk dial his daughter. I finally got the phone away and spent the next 10 minutes apologizing to her and explaining that her Dad was HAMMERED! On that same line, do not let the hammered guy sit down by the 12 dozen cookies, you'll end up with only 5 dozen.

StB said...

Sorry Aleta, I totally disagree. That is one of the best times to make the run to the border.

All Things Dave said...

Agree %1000 on tipping the bartenders - especially the ones at your favorite watering holes that you frequent the most.

Remember to buy and stash away a bottle of Baileys. Nothing works like Baileys and coffee to take the edge off a holiday hangover.

Merry Christmas!

Aleta said...

Nope, I'm standing firm on that one..nothing good ever came out of my late night drunkin border runs.

Livia said...

Never try brushing your tongue while hungover. It's the equivalent of sticking your finger down your throat.

djw said...

Do Not give yourself a haircut, no matter how much of a good idea you think it is at two in the morning.

fredrick said...

ok i got one to add and all us girls might agree don't call your ex's and say you love them exceptaly if your the one that broke up with them in the first place

N E Ways thanks for loving your bartenders

merry christmas