Things not to do when drunk.
- Lace shoes
- Make pizza
- Think M&Ms are a meal
It is an open list so feel free to contribute ideas. Also, it is not a hierarchy. Lacing your shoes is not the worst thing you can do. It is one of those things where I, er, I mean someone I know, is looking down at their shoe right now and wondering how I, er they, skipped some eyelets and still managed to tie the damn shoe last night.
Yeah, it was a good drunk. Started right after work and went on into the night. I handed out Christmas cards to the good bartenders with a little something extra for them. People, remember to tip your bartenders!!! Even played some drunken poker afterwards. When that alarm went off this morning, I stretched and hit thinking "Awesome! It is finally the weekend! No wait.....SHIT!" I then threw the clock across the room and tried to sleep but the cat would have none of that. He wanted food and he wanted it now.
So eventually I get out of bed, get in the shower and drive to work. I have some work to do but not much. I will sit around in a near comatose state, looking for things to do and read. I will move around to scarf up cookies and stuff and try to make it through the day.
Exciting, huh? Until the next time, deck the halls with your Christmas balls.