Well, if I remember parts of it, I would do a year in review but no one wants to read that crap anyway. Go to archives you dipshit.
I did establish a goal yesterday. Not for 2006 mind you. No, this one is for when I turn 60, liver allowing. After watching an episode of Monk on Sunday, I have decided that when I get older, I will go for the "crazy eyebrows old man look". I will allow my eyebrows to grow out and upward like all the old crazy men have nowadays. At least those that still have eyebrows.
I had thought of declaring "assjackery" to be my word for 2006 but it looks like it is playing itself out already. Too late to hop on that bandwagon.
I am thankful that it just rained a lot over the last two days. Otherwise we may have had half a foot of snow. That may still be better than the cloudy, gray days we have been having. Probably won't be another couple days until we see the sun, so why get all bummed out? Just head down to a bar and drink your troubles away.
Wow, this is a rather pitiful way to start the year. Oh well. It can only get better.
In the meantime, go read this: Overheard in New York. I blame Iggy for my addiction to it.