Thursday, May 18, 2006

Oh, I just gotta know

First I must squelch rumors. No, this isn't my house. Hmm.."an estimated 70,000 cans: 24 beers a day for 8 years. " 24 beer in 24 hours for 8 years....

Let me put out a hypothetical situation. Say there is a new employee at your workplace. You look at her/him and feel like you know or have seen them somewhere before. But you can't quite put your finger on it.

Then it hits you. You know where you have seen them before. A friend comes up and confirms your conclusions. They are a former porn star!

So, do you go on the net to see pictures of her/him?

7 comments:

Blonde said...

Yes, you go look up every pic and movie on the person. However, never talk about it EVER because it will get you tied up in sexual harassment litigation before you know it.

I have a former stripper working for me (I didn't know this when I hired her) and some of the male clients recognized her...yadda yadda yadda..she no longer works for us and is suing some of our clients for sexual harassment.

BTW, we all know that is your house...

AWE said...

Dude clean out your kitchen. That is taking 24 in 24 to the max. He is the Cal Ripken of beer.

Not only do you look up the pictures you post them or links to them on your blog.

djw said...

I don't believe this story, the tip-off being the money they supposedly got for recycling the cans. Last time I took in several garbage bags of cans, I got over a hundred dollars. They only got $800!?

iamhoff said...

Hell yes you look up pictures. But don't post them on your blog...I'm sure Google and this person's friends will rat you out quickly. What you should do is post a link to a site where we can all find the pictures. We've seen your house and we're all jealous of the beer you've drank since the 40 day dry spell, now we want to be jealous of who you get to look at in your office.

Erik said...

That's not your house, and I only know that, because you wouldn't stoop to drinking Coors Light. *laughs*

1- Yes, you must look her up.
2- You need to let me know it is, so I can judge how nice your view is at work.
3- I might need an introduction.

J. Gambino said...

funny how you are all assuming this porn star is a female. I don't think StB would even question it if it were a woman. He would keep it to himself and bask in the knowledge. Then he would inevitably try to hook up with her.

Erik said...

I think it's a question of numbers, J. Porn goes through ten or twenty times the amount of women compared to men. That and I'm assuming that StB is kinda like me and doesn't really pay attention to the guy in porn.