Guys, I relay some advice that I suggest you heed.
If you need to use the restroom because of the gallon of water you have been drinking, go directly to the urinal at once. Do not stop along the way. No matter how tempting the sticky rice krispy treat may be, fight the urge to grab one along the way. You will not realize how sticky the treat is until you unzip and pull out. Now you are stuck with a sticky penis. Being a workplace restroom, it is not like you can just throw your junk into the sink and wash it off. Thus you are stuck with sticky dick all day.
If only you could find the cute trampy chick in the office to help you out. But they fire you for things like that nowadays.