Friday, June 30, 2006

Have you ever

been so horny you couldn't wait until you got home, that you had to pop a DVD in your dash mounted DVD player and rub one out as you drove home from the bars?

If you have, watch out for the parked cars. And use the excuse "I dropped my cell phone". That will work. Do not use "I dropped my wad". That may not.

5 comments:

Aleta said...

Yet another good example set by our finest.

Erik said...

He's an NBA player. Doesn't he have a few girlfriends on the side for that?

djw said...

Yes I have--but I don't have a dvd player in my car. Oh wait, was that a rhetorical question?

djw said...

Hey--did you delete my goat comment, or did I?

J. Gambino said...

I usually take care of it before I leave the bar. That way I can have a cigarette on the way home.