been so horny you couldn't wait until you got home, that you had to pop a DVD in your dash mounted DVD player and rub one out as you drove home from the bars?
If you have, watch out for the parked cars. And use the excuse "I dropped my cell phone". That will work. Do not use "I dropped my wad". That may not.
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2 comments:
He's an NBA player. Doesn't he have a few girlfriends on the side for that?
I usually take care of it before I leave the bar. That way I can have a cigarette on the way home.
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