I found myself watching the William Shatner roast last night. Funny as hell! Of course, Jeffery Ross was on. The only funny stuff he does is on these roasts. His other work is barely noticed.
I also noticed some words you are allowed to say. You could say pussy, but not cunt. You could say dick, but not cock. Ass is ok, but add the hole at the end and it gets bleeped. Hell, it is cable. Let them say what they want when the repeats are on at midnight on a Sunday.
Another thing I found myself wondering was not why Betty White was on the show, but what the hell did Betty White do in her career that has made her a superstar? I only recall her doing tons of game shows. But somehow she is considered a legend. I don't get it. Well, she was funny on the roast. She had one of the best deliveries.
The sign is up! Hopefully it won't be too long before the margaritas are flowing. Last fall, the bar down the street from me closed down. It was rumored to have been sold and a supper club was opening up. Fine dining on a side street in Bay View? Yeah right! But that fell through as well. But the latest rumor looks true. Hector's is opening up a restaurant in Bay View. I expect to see flyers offering free margaritas stuck to my door. I will then go running up and down the street grabbing them for an easy drunk.
I do believe we may have to check them out when they open. You know, greet the new neighbors. Welcome them to the neighborhood.
Finally, I had to add this. I saw it on the Daily Czabe earlier and it has been cracking me up ever since.