Saturday, March 22, 2008

Watching basketball with lesbians

As I took a seat at the bar of the bowling alley, I leaned over to Gambino and told her my guess is next year Good Friday will be spent drinking with hermaphrodites as I spied the growing contingent of lesbians. They were friends of her friend and I believe regulars at this place. Funny women. They made for a good day.

I thought I was going to lost it when one commented to the other "Are you allergic to nuts?". I couldn't keep a straight face when an hour later it was "Don't worry, there is no sausage in it." But I couldn't contain myself when one girl picked up a long pretzel rod and mentioned she hadn't had something like this in her mouth in 15 years. I naturally picked up the bag of nuts and held it out to her. "Here, the nuts go with the rod!" The blew the powder keg. Everyone was just rolling.

That is how my Friday was spent. As you can see from the pics, I woke up with half a foot of snow on the ground with a lot more coming. As I watched the Price is Right and all the closings on the bottom of the screen, it never did mention that Classic Lanes was closed. I didn't receive a phone call from Gambino saying that no one was going out because of the weather. So I piled into the Explorer, put it on 4 wheel drive and heading off to a day of drinking, watching basketball, and bowling.

Besides the conversations, I was able to catch up with some old friends. Won a$25 in a pool and got comped on the bowling. I bowled ok. 148 & 153. Same old problem. Couldn't find the strike zone. When I did get the ball in the pocket, it wouldn't carry and left me a number of splits.

Drank some more before taking off. There is a lot of snow out there. I have cleaned the sidewalks and the sun has already dried up the sidewalks. I need to go clean off another driveway soon. I may just head to the bar from there for a couple beers and a burger.

2 comments:

Dr. Pauly said...

Ah now that text pic u sent me makes perfect sense!

Diarrhea of the Mouth said...

True drinker will go to the bar no matter what the weather is.

I don't drink but I was at the bar. Of course I am only 90 steps away from my bar so it doesn't matter what the weather is.