I noticed that when security does their rounds on my floor that they do not come walking through my area. I wonder why that is? Shouldn't they come by to see who is in the building? Maybe ask for an ID? Is it because I am playing Slayer? I did notice they turned off the light in the room with the coffee. I also think they took some of my coffee as I find it hard to believe I drank a whole pot.
Now I am listening to some Triumph on Lost FM. Good stuff. Better stuff is this post by the Bracelet. Seems I am not the only one with fucked up dreams. Like the one last night where some old lady was harassing me in a weird community mall. She was trying to lead me out of the place even though I kept insisting I belonged there because I had leased space on the other side of the place. Worst part was she kept touching me. That was annoying the crap out of me. I wanted to haul off and put my fist in her piehole, but I don't hit women (except on the ass) and apparently don't do in my dreams either.
WTF? Winger? Wait...acoustic Winger? Like that might make it better. Ugh. I just found myself singing the words. "I'll find a way, to live again."
I think I may have found the downside to having an iPhone. While I tout how great it is to be able to know anything at just about anytime, I didn't realize people would be serious and bug me to look things up. Last night they wanted to find the origins of slang terms. Specifically, why do we refer to a penis as a dick or a vagina as a box. One would think with the internet you could find this stuff. Apparently not. Or at least I am using a crappy search engine.
Best I come up with is from the American Heritage Dic
1. Slang Chiefly British A fellow; a guy. 2. Vulgar A penis. 3. Vulgar A person, especially a man, regarded as mean or contemptible.
Inflected forms: dicked, dick·ing, dicksVulgar 1. To take advantage of; cheat. 2. To have sexual intercourse with.
dick around Vulgar 1. To spend time idly; fool around. 2. To be sexually promiscuous. dick up Vulgar To botch or bungle.
From Dick, nickname for Richard.
19. Vulgar Slang The vulva and the vagina.
Middle English, from Old English, from Late Latin buxis, from Greek puxis, from puxos, box tree.
That is the best I can do with my limited attention span.
Now Sammy Hagar is on singing I've Done Everything For You, a song made popular by Rick Springfield even though Sammy wrote it. On to Loverboy and Workin' for the Weekend.
Ah yes, the weekend. What the hell am I doing at work again?