On Father's Day, you should thank your Dad for having sex with your mother.
On Mother's Day, you should thank your Mom for not swallowing you.
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If a cat is going to puke, why does it make a beeline to the nearest carpet?
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2 comments:
Nice...
He goes straigh to the carpet because cats are annoying. Mine pukes in his water bowl.
Because black hairballs look better on tan carpet.
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