Thursday, June 18, 2009

Deep Thoughts

On Father's Day, you should thank your Dad for having sex with your mother.
On Mother's Day, you should thank your Mom for not swallowing you.

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If a cat is going to puke, why does it make a beeline to the nearest carpet?

2 comments:

AletaR said...

Nice...

He goes straigh to the carpet because cats are annoying. Mine pukes in his water bowl.

J. Gambino said...

Because black hairballs look better on tan carpet.