We didn't change, they did

I have been asked what this Mastodon Weekend thing is I have been referring to on other sites. To be honest, I am not quite sure myself. There are times I ask what I have gotten myself into. There are times I just sit back and think what a great tiem it will be. There are times I think I may get kicked out of the hotel or have to arrange bail money because I piss in a plant in a lobby or call a local a redneck in a bar.

So what is Mastodon Weekend? Far as I can tell it goes something like this..


...with a side of this...


and a whole lot of this:

May my soul be saved.